Alright Ladies & Gentlemen
I am in quite the dry spell
As in....
There are absolutely no boys in Idaho I am interested in.
Not one that I even remotely even have a crush on.
I mean I dont even know of any boys right now that exist.
Are there boys still in this hell hole place called Idaho?
I seem to attract boys that exhibit one or more of the following characteristics:
1) Do not live in the state of Idaho
which a small yet ever present part of me thinks is a good sign
2) Are not Mormon
which is discouraging because I have a pretty palace called a temple I plan on getting married in, and a great ticket in is being a Mormon...
3) Do not like commitment/just got out of a "very serious heart breaking I'm never dating again because I'm so scarred" relationship.
I feel for you, I really do... But get over it. We've all had to.
Don't get me wrong.
I actually enjoy being single.
It has its perks.
I can go get massages
I can watch Grey's Anatomy
I can eat a bowl of ice cream
My phone never goes off
No one wants me to make them dinner
Seriously.
Amen seeester.
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-bw
The problem might be that the peeps to which you are refering are boys. Might be time to look for a man. They are much better.
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