Many people ask, "how come you are not dating?! You are so great!!"

To them I say thank you. But I also wondered. So I started asking men why I am not dating.

After much polling this was the most common response: because I am intimidating. Why? I love my job, I live alone, I bought a car, and I have opinions.

I might as well have a forum for my many many opinions.

Welcome to my brain.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

A Breath of Fresh Air

Once upon a time.... 

(yes, I am supposed to be doing homework)

In a villiage called...
Idaho Falls. 
There were three ladies,
out on the town. 

We decided to stop by the local shopping center
(fine, yes, we went to the mall)

Where we happened upon
the Verizon and TMobile store/kiosk

Two young lads
jumped on the opportunity to escort us
to the local bowling alley
(Where yes, I kicked butt)

Anyway... long story short.

Brooke got a date.

As in... a Boy, (Man) met Brooke (a beautiful girl)
gathered his courage
threw caution against the wind
put his pride in his backpocket
peed into the wind
(not really)
and asked Brooke out on a date. 

Now,

I wont give you the dirty details of the actual date that occured last night
but i will tell you they went ring shopping. 
not really. that would have been creepy

They did however,
have a fabulous time
where he opened all the right doors...
(metaphorically, and literally)
laughed,
cried,
and hugged out a grand evening. 

Is my faith in men around here restoring?
Is chivalry not dead?
Are boys turning into men?
(Boys II Men has a good point)

We shall see... 

For right now, 
however, 
we bask in the fact 
that there is at least one man out there 
that has the ability to ask a girl out,
take her out, 
and not be crazy. 

<3 Get it girl <3

(Also...
I may or may not have met someone..
I'm trying not to jinx it..
We may or may not have cuddled last night.
If your reading this,
I write a blog,
I forgot to mention that.)




1 comment:

  1. alex, i love this :) you are so cute. not to mention HILARIOUS. -kb

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