Many people ask, "how come you are not dating?! You are so great!!"

To them I say thank you. But I also wondered. So I started asking men why I am not dating.

After much polling this was the most common response: because I am intimidating. Why? I love my job, I live alone, I bought a car, and I have opinions.

I might as well have a forum for my many many opinions.

Welcome to my brain.

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Come At Me Bro

You know what really burns my cookie? When people say that teachers are just whining about wanting more money. We get Summer's off right? And "random" holidays?

First of all. My contract hours (which is hours I'm paid for) are from 6:50-2:01. Cake right? Well. Except today when I went in at 6am and left at 4:30 (no overtime). Oh and tomorrow on those "random days off" where I am going in to practice with my speech & debate team. Oh and shoot. Speaking of speech & debate we have 2 tournaments this month, in a row. So I am spending from 2:30-9pm on Friday and 7am to 9pm on Saturday at a high school with my students while they compete.

Darn it, I forgot to mention lesson planning. While my contract has me there from 6:50 to 2:01, school actually runs from 7:00-1:25. So that 45 minutes of no class I'm supposed to plan not just any lesson! But meaningful lessons filled with metacognition, mastery of content, pre/post assessments, life skills such as collaboration, honesty, punctuality. I'm supposed to never ask recall questions (when did the Civil War happen), so I need to ask questions that really get my students thinking and analyzing (Why did the Civil War happen?). And forget powerpoints/notes. That's what some people call lazy teaching. Technology! Its the new way! Embrace the cell phone! Incorporate technology into your already beautiful lesson plans! Use the internet! Have them research! Oh no. The wifi and network went down. Sorry guys.

Oh and just in case you wanted to have a lazy day, don't worry. An administrator will come in randomly and out of the blue, sit in your class, ask students what they are learning, why they are learning, and how will they know if they mastered it (yes, that happened to me today in fact).

Remember those pre/post assessments? I don't just put those in the gradebook, I have to run data analysis. Did my students learn? Which questions did 160 students miss. Why didn't they learn? Was it my lesson, or their attitude, or assembly day? Data analysis? Easy! No wait. Use the data. Did they learn? No? They missed #3? Reteach it!

All of that "easy" stuff I just mentioned I also need to put in a folder/binder to turn in as "evidence" of my teaching as apart of my 3 formal evaluations that happen each year. 

Oh that 45 minutes of no class freedom I mentioned? I also have 160 students needing attention, asking questions, clarifying assignments, needing extra help, and/or needing a person to talk to. Not to mention parent teacher conferences, IEP/504 meetings, and going to the bathroom.

Calling in sick? Good luck! Talk about a crap shoot. Will the sub even do the lesson plan? Maybe, maybe not. So all those "sick days" that teachers have, more often than not don't get used because it's actually harder to use a sick day and come back to who knows what in your classroom then actually take a day off.

By the way. I still haven't graded papers yet.

Am I the only teacher who spends this much time at work or working at home evenings and weekends?? I am one of many. To all my teachers out there who never became a teacher for the money but would like to actually get paid, I raise my glass of water (I'm off diet coke) to you in salute. We are all in this together #HighSchoolMusical 

So yes. Maybe we get 2 weeks for Christmas, a week in March, and 3 months in the summer. But unless you have a time turner circa Harry Potter book 3... most summers are filled with lesson planning, professional development, or working a 2nd job because we whine too much about needing more money. And even if heaven forbid we take a vacation that just furthers your opinion that we are spoiled. Furthermore, if you want to get really real, the only vacation I have taken in the 3 years I have been teaching is back home to Oregon to visit my family. Because I can't afford anything else that would cost a hotel room or food.


But yes. Let's raise minimum wage for McDonalds workers. They deserve it.

‪#‎MicDrop‬


In case you don't believe me: http://www.upworthy.com/the-real-number-of-hours-teachers-work-in-one-eye-opening-graphic-3

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