Many people ask, "how come you are not dating?! You are so great!!"

To them I say thank you. But I also wondered. So I started asking men why I am not dating.

After much polling this was the most common response: because I am intimidating. Why? I love my job, I live alone, I bought a car, and I have opinions.

I might as well have a forum for my many many opinions.

Welcome to my brain.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

When It Rain, It Seems To Pour

Hello world

I realize I haven't blogged in ages
and I know you've missed me terribly. 

You will never guess what has happened to me. 

I met a boy. 

I know
Everyone contain your excitement. 

But in all seriousness

I did meet one. 
And here is the craziest part. 

He likes me!
Again, contain your excitement. 

So do you remember a couple blogs ago, 
I mentioned this dry spell I was going through. 
No one to even be flirting with! 

And now that there is a boy,
suddenly there are boys coming out of the woodwork 
just to talk to me!

I know this has happened to you.

You have no one.
Than all of the sudden 
you have someone
and then all of the sudden
you have everyone! 

Here is the craziest part.
for real this time

I know
somehow 
your ex 
always knows 
when there is 
someone else

You dont hear from him for ages
And then... 
out of the blue 
he talks to you... 
Right when you really dont want him to. 


The world is a crazy crazy place. 

<3





1 comment:

  1. This is fabulous. You write really awesomely..like you could have a column and people would eat up your every word. Seriously. Love you Alan :)

    -bw

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