Many people ask, "how come you are not dating?! You are so great!!"

To them I say thank you. But I also wondered. So I started asking men why I am not dating.

After much polling this was the most common response: because I am intimidating. Why? I love my job, I live alone, I bought a car, and I have opinions.

I might as well have a forum for my many many opinions.

Welcome to my brain.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

It's Very Funny To Be a Frog




I haven't blogged in quite awhile.

There is no excuse.

This semester has been interesting
to say the least

I have had multiple people tell me different things...
for example:

1) You look tired.
If that were a pick up line I'd be going on a lot of dates

2) Don't look so excited.
Ok... I won't

3) You have the tendency to rub people the wrong way
Thank you, actually
I'm not rubbing anyone right now
so maybe thats a good thing

4) How was FHE?
It was terrible, thank you for asking

Ok, so for some reason this semester
has turned me into somewhat of a
cynical
pessimistic
tired
human being.

This onset of winter isn't helping.
Oh hello, single digit weather degrees.
Nice to see you again...

NOT


2 comments:

  1. You are funny Alan.
    I'll cheer you up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWwrhUX3iTM

    Love you.

    -Brooke (Steve)

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  2. First of all the Betty White comment is HI-larious!! I would post it on my site, but, well, the Sadlers Lady is G-rated as we all know. Second of all, all the guys at BYU Idaho are gay. Not that theres anything wrong with that. Just sayin! Third of all, even tired, over excited, cynical, pessimistic, and chilled, you are fabulous. All the cool kids think so!

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