Many people ask, "how come you are not dating?! You are so great!!"

To them I say thank you. But I also wondered. So I started asking men why I am not dating.

After much polling this was the most common response: because I am intimidating. Why? I love my job, I live alone, I bought a car, and I have opinions.

I might as well have a forum for my many many opinions.

Welcome to my brain.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Call me a safe bet.... I'm betting I'm not


I decided that maybe adding pictures to my blog might liven things up a bit around here. I know that there are some people that have a hard time reading, if there are no pictures, so I will cater to that demographic as much as everyone else. I know... You can thank me later.

This picture is currently my desktop background picture on my computer.

Also.... This reminds me of me.
Caged
Bored
Lonely
But also...
Fierce ;)

Steve and I went to Utah this weekend.

We did absolutely nothing.
It was....
Marvelous.
No responsibilities
No obligations
No plans.
Just being.

But coming back to Idaho is somewhat depressing.

Being away was a distraction from... Life.
But being back here...
I am not distracted...
whats the word I am looking for...
not focused...
...But aware.
Aware of....life.

I'm not making sense,

Do I ever make sense?


"What they call love is a risk,
cause you will always get hit out of nowhere
by some wave
and end up on your own."

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Old Man is Snoring....

This is my last week of work...
It was really sad for me
until one kid at work called me a brat.

And then for some reason I wasn't sad anymore.

I think I need to go to a dream therapist.
My dreams have been so vivid and stressful,
that I wake up needing a nap.

I woke up today, and it was raining against my window,
And for a moment,
I thought I was in Oregon.
It was wonderful.
Then I realized I was in Idaho.
snap back to reality

I'm attempting to do homework.
Its not working because:
1) I am at home
2) My wonderful roommates are here
3) I am distracted by the internets
4) The reading I am doing
is not as interesting as my
roommates or internet.

Rain or Shine.
I crave Ice Cream.
its somewhat of a problem

We had pizza and soda tonight
for dinner.
It was fabulous.

I haven't worked out in weeks.
FAT.
*please refer to the YouTube video "Harvard Sailing Team: Boys will be Girls"


Which brings me to my next point.

I never watched YouTube video's till I came to College.
Facinating right?
cool story hansel.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

This might cause some people to think I am high maintance, but I'm really not.... Seriously.

People are always surprised to hear that
I HATE camping.

Here are the reasons I hate it
before you all attack me:
1) I hate being cold. At some point during camping, being cold happens.
2) I hate being uncomfortable when I am sleeping. At some point there is a rock under your sleeping bag that is poking you. Always.
3) I hate smelling like campfire smoke.
4) I hate eating thing that taste like campfire smoke.
5) Whenever you eat, you almost always get dirt in what ever you are eating.
6) A woodpecker wakes you up at THE CRACK OF DAWN (usually around 5).
7) I also hate bugs.
8) I am completely incapable of peeing outside.


At this point in the conversation of why I hate camping, someone always says...

"If you went camping with me, you wouldn't hate it."

Here is what I would say to them, that isn't mentioned in the list above.

I am terrified of the dark.
I am also terrified of wild animals attacking me.
So at some point in the night,
of me not really sleeping,
and you being dead asleep
I am going to wake you up because:
a) I am scared,
b)I have to go the bathroom
c) I am cold.
d) all of the above plus some.

Therefore,
you will never take me camping again
.
Because camping really isn't fun for anyone.
I'm not sure why people do it.

My style of camping:
A hotel.
Room service.
Pedicures.
A comfortable bed.
A toilet.
A shower.
A place to brush my teeth.
No wild animals attacking me.
Waking up to a beautiful continental breakfast.


See?
Which would you pick?!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

You See What I Did There?

When Harry Met Sally
might be one of my top 10 FAVORITE movies.

I love that they get together at the end.
Oops.
Just ruined the movie.
As if you didn't know how it was going to end up.
Puh. Lease.


It makes girls hopeful that guys will maybe act charming someday,
without being provoked.

I have yet to see it.

Last night, both my two besties, and myself
ALL HAD DATES.

That never happens.
Because I am convinced that guys don't ask out girls.
Except this weekend...
THEY DID!

I went rock climbing.
OUTSIDE.
It was fabulous.
I was so proud of myself.
I made it all the way to the top!
I thought it was cool.
I even scraped my finger.

I know.
I'm HardCore.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Ramblings from a Harry Potter fan.

Hello Readers of mine.
Oh how I've missed you.
With the weather starting to get warmer...
(a balmy 50 degrees out! yay!)
My mood and wittiness is starting to come back.
So watch out!

Its amazing to me how going to Utah for a weekend
is somewhat exciting...
No offense people of Utah or Idaho
But Idaho just isn't cutting it anymore.
I'm not sure what it's supposed to be cutting.... but whatever it is, it isn't getting cut

Ok. SO.

There's this cute guy in one of my classes.
We smile at each other, and he looks at me sometimes.
I think he's cute
I just realized I put that twice. How embarrassing.
But, we have never talked to each other.
Sometimes after class I try and walk out with him but he is too fast!
Maybe he just looks at me and smiles because
there is something on my face.
Or in my hair.
Or my clothes are messed up somehow.
Thoughts?

So I've been reading Harry Potter
in the mornings
when Brooke and I work out
and it always makes me wish I was a
wizard.
Especially Hermione.
Because she gets to hang out with Harry,
but I would much rather end up with one of the twin brothers.

No offense Ron.
But she is also super smart, and knows all the spells.

Which reminds me of a funny story
my friend Jenn told me, about her sister.
So. Her sister was on a first date I believe.
Casually at some point she had said
"50 points from Gryfindore"
and the guy looks at her, dead serious, and says:
"You have no authority to that."

Every time I think of that, I giggle.

Anyway. That's all for now.


Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's out there.
I sure miss mine. <3

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

I have been feeling funny lately

It has been awhile since I have blogged.

My current state:
Idaho.
Ha.
-Seven windows open
on my computer... duh.
-Secret hideout in the Library
surrounded by
Taco bell
of course
and two good friends
we are all doing homework
;)

THIS JUST IN!:!:!:!
Apparently group study rooms
are the rooms to make out with someone in.
Duly noted.

Ok blog universe.

I will blog more....
but I now have homework to attend to.

Loves